"You're still out"

"YOU'RE STILL OUT" HAT

Some golfers celebrate birdies.

Some golfers celebrate eagles.

You celebrate psychological warfare.

The You're Still Out hat is dedicated to one of golf's oldest traditions:

Watching your buddy leave a putt short and immediately reminding him that his ball is still farther away than yours.

Features include:

• Sitting comfortably in the hole while your buddy lines up his comeback putt.
• Offering unsolicited green-reading advice from a position of authority.
• Quietly enjoying the fact that somebody has to putt again.
• Delivering "You're still out" with the confidence of a tour professional.

The golfer in the lawn chair understands something most don't:

Sometimes victory isn't making the putt.

Sometimes victory is watching someone else putt twice before you even line up your three-footer.

So kick back, relax, and enjoy the show.

Because no matter how bad your round has been...

Somebody is still farther away than you.